Many moons ago, an unknown bug bit Joshua on the eye whilst we were playing at the park. The resulting swelling was horrifying and caused me to immediately dial the pediatrician and take Joshua directly there from the park. I even posted about it way back then. (Go ahead, click it, you know you want to see the horrifying picture!)
I had a little swollen-eye deja vu yesterday, only this time the victim was Sophie, and the perpetrator wasn’t a bug, but an infection. Shortly after noon, girlfriend’s eye started oozing goo like c-c-c-crazy – first yellow, then mostly white, but constant! So, like any good mommy would do, I first asked Facebook what to do, and then Twitter. Fortunately my cousin Mackenzie, M.D. gave me some sage advice on my FB status (and she really is a doctor, I’m not just being cute! Well, I mean I’m always being cute, but you know…)
When I received sage advice, Sophie was asleep. Sign #1 that she is actually sick: the child took a NAP, and she stopped taking naps in November. Sign #2: the nap was 4 HOURS long. Sign #3: When she woke up, my adorable daughter, who normally looks like this:

Looked like THIS:

I texted the above picture to Cousin Mackenzie, M.D. (I’m glad at least ONE of my cousins is useful, SHEESH) and said “Urgent Care?” (because by now it was 6:30 pm) and Mack texted back and said “Yuppers! Have fun there!” (sadistic, cold, unfeeling DOCTOR!) Since I called “nursing baby”, Bobby got to pack up Eyezilla and take her to Urgent Care. Fortunately she was very cheerful about the whole thing! The doc said ” $50 copay, infection, antibiotic drops ASAP” and sent them on their merry way.
Of course now Sophie has to miss speech therapy and another appointment today! Which I am really bummed about. But it could be worse, and I’m glad the remedy was so simple. (Although, really, can the children please get sick during NORMAL Doctor’s hours next time!? $50 kinda stings!)
Let’s just pray none of the rest of us get this eye thing. I have a feeling I am going to be screeching “Don’t touch the baby!!” just a few times today. Blargh.