Does this Pin make me look stupid?

I love Pinterest. Really, I do. I even love the things on my “Things I am Never Going to Do” board. But there is little that annoys me more than the “inspirational” quote nonsense that has just about taken over the site. The only thing they inspire me to do is punch my computer screen in the neck.

The worst offenders? The people who spend a lot of time and effort and positive thoughts on creating Pins that have a lovely (barf) sentiment but poor grammar.

I certainly hope that person has lost his fear of being wrong. Or perhaps he “loost” it.

Let’s actually begin by understanding the concept of a contraction. If it used to be two words, it requires an apostrophe. Now that you’ve got that one down, feel free to go on and let go.

You got it right the first time, lady! If you’re using the same word in the same capacity, it should be spelled the same way both times.

Um, wow. It’s like they didn’t really have room for the apostrophe but they couldn’t bear to leave it out.

I have no words for this one. Well wait, yes I do. Does “Go’s” even LOOK right? That’s not a WORD. And now it’s on your rib cage forever.

Just remember, people:

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Mobile Technology and our Kids – and a $50 VISA Card Giveaway

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These days, many of us have given up our landline phones (except Jenny, obviously) and for our kids, it’s a mobile world. And not just Zach Morris-style mobile, either, but our kids essentially have the world wide web at their finger tips. I was just thinking the other day – I bet Sam doesn’t know how to use a mouse. Everything he comes in contact with has a touch screen. It’s crazy. Of course, it also means they’re exposed to some crazy stuff, and keeping them safe using mobile technology is one more thing we parents have to be diligent about.

It’s new territory, really, and we’re going to have to figure it out together. Fortunately, AT&T is here to help!

AT&T has made a commitment to be a leader in providing education, resources and tools to help families better manage mobile safety, and they are offering the opportunity to one of our readers to attend a virtual Mobile Safety School session – along with a $50 VISA gift card.

The virtual Mobile Safety School schedule is as follows:

Oct. 23 at 1p ET – mobile safety for kids 8-11
Oct. 24 at 1p ET – mobile safety for kids 12-14
Oct. 25 at 1p ET – mobile safety for kids 15-17

To enter this giveaway, leave a comment on this post and include which session you would like to attend, should you be the lucky winner. A winner will be chosen at random on Saturday, Oct. 20.

Good luck!

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Mommy Wars: Storytime Edition

We’ve all heard about the Mommy Wars, right? WOHMs (work outside the home moms) vs. SAHMs (stay at home moms) with WAHMs (work at home moms) thrown in every once in a while? It’s all great fun, really. I mean, women pitted against women – rock on. Anywho, as it turns out, Sam’s school is getting in on it as well, spreading propaganda. For the wrong side. I mean, we here at Mommin’ It Up proudly support both (all three) sides of the fence, but hello – this is a daycare we’re talking about. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!

Ok let me back up.

Yesterday was Sam’s turn to take home the Book Sharing Bag from school. He picked a book to bring home to share with his family, and then he picked a book from home to take back and share with his friends.

When we sat down to read his selection, I was a bit perplexed.

“My Working Mom” by Peter Glassman. A man. Shocking.

So the title caught my interest (not to mention the picture – Mom’s job is being a witch?), but I thought perhaps it would be like a book we own called “When Mommy Travels,” which is a great book about a mom taking a business trip.

Yeah, not so much.

Here’s the first page.

“It isn’t easy having a working mom.” Well, ok, strange, but it’s probably rather accurate at times. But it just got worse from there.

It was at this point (page 2) that I started thinking “What the $#@% IS this??” Especially when she enjoys her work? Oh man, that is the worst. I mean, it’s one thing to have a mom who works because she absolutely has to, but to have a mom who likes her job? Sucks.

We read on. For some reason.

People. COME ON. Working moms not only hate their kids but they’re also sucky at the things women are SUPPOSED to do, like cook dinner.

When she’s had a bad day? Mom’s a total witch! Oh wait, Mom being a witch the entire premise of the book.

I totally got to Sam’s school play last year 30 seconds before he went on stage, but that is beside the point. Er, I think.

As I was saying…

But wait! Do not despair – the book has a happy ending!

Moral of the story?

Having a working mom is slightly preferable to being an orphan. Sort of.

I can hardly wait to read the rest of the series. I’ve already put “My Crackhead Mom” and “My Street Walker Mom” on hold at the library.

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