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This swing was given to us for Joshua’s first birthday. It has served us well. 8 years and counting!

Jonah had a great week last week. We finally had two really warm days where we could play outside (and then it got cold and rainy for two days, of course) and being able to play outdoors made him light up like a candle. Now he goes to the front door each morning and says “outside” and it’s adorable! He’s a persistent little booger, too. On the cold and rainy days he asked me one millllion times (approximately). Fortunately, the facility where he goes for his toddler development class has a fabulous gym that we can use anytime we want during the weekdays!! So Friday we headed over there so he could get some energy out, and we had the whole place to ourselves. We had a great time!

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The really wonderful, amazing thing that happened last week is that Jonah finally started repeating words after us. On command. He doesn’t do it every time, but before he pretty much would NEVER say what we asked him to say, and now he will. As a result, his vocabulary has grown by leaps and bounds and so have his two-word phrases, because some of the things we have asked him to say, he is now saying on his own.  He is finally saying the word “want” and phrases I’ve been trying to get him to say forever like “want grapes”, “want down” – stuff like that. YAY! It’s been very good progress and we’re excited about it.  Also, it’s kind of fun to get him to say stuff like “Mommy’s awesome” and “I tooted”.

Mostly, I’m excited that he seems to want to communicate a little better (not that he always wants to cooperate, but more than before for sure) and he really loves it when we clap for him and praise him. I’m hoping this means he is one step closer to being bribed to work with me at home on the iPad. He loves to play his apps and books but he also loves to be in control and not so much go along with what I’m trying to get him to achieve. I’m hoping a good M&M or Skittles bribe will help with that now that he seems more open to learning (don’t be jealous of my parenting skills! He rarely ever gets candy, I swear.)

I can’t wait to see what this next week brings! What do you have planned this week?

 

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Things I do not enjoy

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I am getting a little sick of the internet. And, there is no way I can write this post without making myself look like a jerk. LUCKILY, I foresaw this months ago and created the “Jenny is a jerk” category – just so we’re clear. I’m a very nice person who can also be a real jerk when she thinks she is right and you are wrong, and well…

Here’s what’s got my knickers in a twist.

People who hashtag their kids’ names on Instagram

PEOPLE OF INSTAGRAM: You don’t need to hashtag every picture of your kid with their full name. Hashtags are basically for either searchability (original purpose) or comedy and NO ONE is going to search for #joshuakenneth #sophiadiane or #jonahlaton which is why I don’t HASHTAG MY KIDS NAMES ON PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU.

People who use a gazillion hashtags on every photo on Instagram

AND ALSO: Listen. You don’t 12 hashtags on the picture of your #adorable #new #red #shoes #pumps #heels #brandname #footwear #storewhereyouboughtthem #fashion #trend #springshoes

#WEGETIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloggers who post on Facebook or Twitter about all the fabulous stuff they get invited to but can’t attend.  So that we all know they are totally IN DEMAND.

I’m sorry your life is so busy and fabulous, but those of us who get invited to like, one event a year would like to maintain a shred of dignity SO STOP IT. Gah.

(Totally switching gears here).

Fully-grown adults who have long engagements.

I recently posted on Facebook about how this irritates me and a bunch of people got defensive. Look, if you’re over 30 and have a job, there is no reason for you to be engaged more than a year. Unless your fiance is DEPLOYED. When I was a child bride of 22 with a fresh college diploma and no job, an 11-month engagement seemed like an eternity. WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM? To me, nothing says “plenty of time to back out” like two 31-year-olds with an 18-month engagement.

People who come into my yard when I’m playing with the kids trying to sell me something. 

I’m pretty sure it says in the Bible to love your neighbor as yourself until he or she preys on you when you’re trying to make sure your two-year-old doesn’t fall off the slide. Security system-man is lucky the husband was out with the kids when he ambled up to put a damper on a lovely evening, because the husband is MUCH nicer than I am and I would’ve said “get the H off my fishing lawn before I call the cops, sharkface!” When I did come outside and the salesman tried to latch on to me I calmly texted a friend and asked her to call me therefore saving myself from committing many, many mortal sins against the Honeywell man. Oh my gosh that made me MURDEROUSLY angry. And also? I’m not stupid! I know you’re not here to give me something for FREE, you fishing INTRUDER! GRRRAARRRRGH!

And lastly:

Recipes that include the word “skinny”

Look, it’s not like I stuff  my face with brownies and cookies all day long (especially now that I have to eat gluten-free, waah-waah) so when I make a dessert recipe, LET IT BE FULL OF FAT AND SUGAR so I can ACTUALLY ENJOY IT!

And yes, I WILL be washing it down with a glass of Mountain Dew, TWO if you push me. I might even dump a box of NERDS in there just to make it sweeter!

In the totally paraphrased words of Erin Brockovich, “As long as I have one @$$ instead of two, I’ll eat whatever I want!”

(She said “wear” rather than “eat”. But I’m not about to start dressing like a prostitute. My kids might get kicked out of Christian school.)

So anyway, those are things that I do not enjoy. Feel free to judge me…silently.

What’s the burr in your bonnet these days?

 

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Gluten-Free food finds at ALDI

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When I started eating gluten-free in November, it wasn’t because I wanted to. Even though I realize that gluten isn’t technically good for any of us, you can rest assured that had I not developed an allergy to wheat or gluten (I’ve never actually been tested to be sure, all I know is that when I stopped eating wheat, I stopped feeling as if there were bugs crawling all over my body, so – YAY, I’m sticking with no wheat.) I’d still be stuffing my face with gluten-filled donuts, pasta, onion rings, bread, and all that other stuff. But alas, I’m going to have to be g-free for life, apparently. Since Jonah is also on a gluten-free diet, I’m always on the  hunt for good gluten-free snacks and recipe ingredients. I make all of our family dinners gluten-free, although the big kids still eat gluten-filled toast for breakfast, PB sandwiches for lunch, and crackers for snack.

I’ve been shopping at ALDI a couple of times a month for awhile now, so I was interested to see what gluten-free items they had to offer. When I inquired, they told me they didn’t have an official list of gluten-free products. So, I told them I’d like to investigate for myself, and they were all, “Well, that’s awfully nice of you, here’s a $25 gift certificate to help you out with that.” (Which I thought was awfully nice of them.) So while they are not officially sponsoring this post, they did contribute to it in that way. $25 can go a long way at ALDI, but I did spend much more than that on my gluten-free items plus my regular weekly groceries for the fam.

I took off to ALDI sans kiddos one day so I could take my time going through the store reading labels. I found quite a few products beyond the obvious (fruits, vegetables, cheese, etc.) that do not contain gluten. One of my favorites is the Fit & Active Fat free chicken broth. I use chicken broth to cook a lot (and no, I don’t want to make my own, thankyouverymuch) and many brands of chicken broth contain wheat for some reason which is VERY ANNOYING. I even got burned by a brand once that was supposed to be gluten-free, but I had an immediate reaction to it. Hmm…anyways, ALDI’s Fit & Active is priced very nice at $1.49 for the carton and I’ve used it many times and it’s gluten-free! Woot woot! So is their Chef’s Cupboard brand chicken broth AND beef broth. Bonus! I also was pleased that their Priano Alfredo sauce is gluten-free, because that’s another thing you have to watch for gluten in.

After my ALDI trip, I came up with a list of gluten-free items. It is by NO means even close to a complete list, but there are some things (like boxed mashed potatoes, for instance) that I thought might contain gluten that don’t. Woot! Here’s what I came up with:

Chef’s Cupboard Roasted Garlic, Four Cheese, & traditional instant Mashed Potatoes

Priano creamy alfredo sauce

Reggano pasta sauce (all varieties)

Casa Mamita refried beans (traditional and fat-free)

Fit & Active Brown Instant Rice

Chef’s Cupboard Chicken broth & Beef broth

Chef’s Cupboard Roasted Red Pepper and Tomato soup

Dakota’s Homestyle Baked Beans

Millville Rice Squares & Corn Squares cereal

Clancy’s Sweet Potato Chips

Fit & Active All-Natural Fruit Strips (all flavors)

Fit & Active fat-free Chicken Broth

Southern Grove all-natural dried cherries  (Jonah LOVES these) (they have other dried fruits as well but some are packaged in facilities that also process items containing wheat)

Clancy’s Tortilla Chips

Little Salad Bar Hummus (all varieties)

Other things that I don’t want to leave off but are pretty obvious: canned fruits and vegetables, coffee, yogurt, cheese, un-seasoned meats, eggs…you know what I mean. But two notes about these items: 1) I have seen some flavored yogurts at other stores that do contain wheat – generally if they have a mix-in fruit or other kind of topping – so just watch out for that and 2) ALDI’s Beaumont coffee “fair trade” dark roast variety is AMAZINGLY good and only $3.99! =) You gotsta GET SOME. It’s right up there with our favorite brand, Gevalia.

Well, these are the results of my ALDI scavenger hunt for gluten-free items! Did I miss anything obvious, my g-free friends? If you’re a g-free ALDI shopper, I hope this helped you out! Thanks to ALDI for the $25 gift certificate. It went a long way because of their great prices.

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