I drank the ALDI-brand Kool Aid

And It. Was. Delicious!

Don’t worry mom! It’s just sparkling juice!

So last week I posted about how I’ve been experimenting with ALDI shopping for the last few months. What I didn’t tell you when I posted that was part of my reason for posting was that I was looking forward to your comments to see how you felt about ALDI! Becauuuuse, at the end of last week I got to take a trip to ALDI headquarters in Batavia, Illinois for a fun demonstration at their ALDI Taste Kitchen! Since I was already an ALDI fan, I was super-geeked out about going, and I have returned an ever bigger ALDI enthusiast!

The ALDI team started out by assembling a small group of bloggers for a “Switch & Save” taste test. We tasted identical items – one ALDI brand, and one name-brand, to see if we could tell which was which. We tried a variety of drinks, snacks, and cheeses, and I couldn’t tell the difference at all! The ALDI brand tasted as good as the name brand every time. And of course, the ALDI label items typically cost about 30% less!

BOOM!

Next, we sampled some fabulously tasty holiday-themed appetizers. Here’s Liz from ALDI telling us about the delicious taste experience on which we were about to embark!

My favorite was the Thanksgiving in a Bite. OMMZeees!! It’s ridiculous! You’ll be able to get the recipe on ALDI’s website starting October 31st. Start a countdown for this blessed event now.

Just when I thought I’d experienced culinary perfection, the ALDI chefs served us an amazing holiday dinner! A ham with a balsamic-apple cider glaze, the most divine green bean casserole you’ve ever had, and au gratin potatoes I might shove my grandmother out of the way to get to.

Take me back to this meal. I wanna go baaack!

It was all crazy good! Cray-to-the-zee! And all prepared with food and ingredients from ALDI!

Some scenes from our ALDI store tour

 

The next morning, after we slept off our food hangover, we got to go on a tour of an ALDI store.  This might’ve been my favorite part of the whole event! I learned so much, and the very coolest thing I learned I thought it’d be easier to tell you about via quick video:

Check out any box or bag of product you have from ALDI and count the bar codes! Isn’t that genius?? I can’t believe I never noticed that before!

Part of the reason ALDI can keep their prices so low is that they run their stores with 3-5 employees at a time instead of 50 bajillion. With only a couple check lanes open, lines can get long. But these multiple bar codes keep cashiers moving your items down the line lickety-split and keep check lanes moving at lightning speed! Also, ALDI employees ALL cashier as well as stock the store, and even part-time employees get full medical and dental benefits. Say what? Can I have a job in about 4 years when Jonah goes to kindergarten, please ALDI?

While on our store tour, we each picked up a secret ingredient to take back to ALDI’s test kitchen because we were about to embark on a guacamole challenge!  I LOVES me some guacamole, as you may remember – and my secret ingredient was sour cream. Not very creative, I know, but the list of ingredients they already had in the taste kitchen was extensive! We had a blast making our guac!

Holy Guacamole! That’s mine up there on the right.

We had a taste test and voted for winners and MINE DID NOT WIN. Which, as I’m sure you realize, is a travesty! But I got to have lots of good guac so I let it slide. Then, we moved on to lunch, which was an amazing all-ALDI taco bar! The pork carnitas were to die for!

My perfect plate! It was so good!

Everything we ate while we were there was 100% ALDI product and 100% FABULOUS! I couldn’t have been more impressed with the chefs or the recipes.

After lunch it was time to go. I was anxious to get home to my babies but sad to leave because in real life? No one drives me around in a town car and prepares gourmet meals for me!

I got home Friday night and Sunday afternoon I ran out to ALDI to do our week’s grocery shopping. I tried a few new things based on my experience – like ALDI’s chocolate syrup. I am a DIE-HARD Hershey’s fan, but I really like the ALDI brand! And it is $1.39 compared to $2.08 for the Hershey’s so I think this mama is switching brands! Crazy, right?

The ALDI difference really IS crazy – the great products, the low prices, and the efficient way they run their stores. I was super-impressed and I’m an even happier ALDI shopper now!

So, for those of you who haven’t…did I convince you to give ALDI a try?

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Jenny’s Life Klass: What not to let your daughter wear as a Halloween costume

Welcome to a very special Halloween edition of Jenny’s Life Klass! Are you excited or WHAT!? I know I am. Emily and I have a very special Halloween tradition in that our families go trick-or-treating together in her neighborhood (because I? Live in the Ghetto and we’re a little afraid the trick is going to be a live firework or a doobie in the kids trick-or-treat bags. But anyhoo.)

We’ve been perpetrating this trick-or-treat tradition ever since Joshua and Kate were infants, so that means I’ve been out at Beggar’s Night as an adult for about nine years now. And here’s something it only took me one time out to learn: many of you are letting your little daughters trick-or-treat dressed as whores.

That’s right, America! You’ve let your 9-year-olds roam the streets  as witches or car hops or nurses, or even princesses! Nothing wrong with that, right?  Well, not in theory. But in reality…you manage to find ways, or let your daughters find ways to make these costumes reallllly slutty. So just in time for All Hallow’s Eve, let me lay down a few ground rules for your little girl’s costume. You are welcome in ADVANCE!

Rule 1: Ix-nay on the orset-cay.  PEOPLE! No one under the age of 18 should be allowed to wear a corset! Vote, buy cigarettes, wear a corset. Makes sense to me! Why does it not make sense to the parents of the bazillions of underage corset-wearing girls I see at trick or treat each year? WHY!?

Little Red Riding Whored

That costume is marketed as a “tween” costume. Which I guess is supposed to make it ok?

2. Hemlines shall be closer to the knee than to the butt cheeks. I’m not saying skirts need to be down to their ankles but THIS????

Monster High. HEMLINE.

IS NOT OK!! And this costume comes as small as a little girl’s 3/4!!

3. Just say no to fishnets. I think I’m going to impose the age 18 rule to fishnets as well. Because fishnets are for women, NOT FOR GIRLS!  And this??

Yo-ho-HO is right.

Comes in children’s sizes.
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be slutty pirates.
What else can I say? I’ve seen some pretty crazy whorish stuff out at trick-or-treat!

To be at the head of Jenny’s Life Klass, please don’t let your baby girl go dressed as a thinly disguised hooker! Dress her in an age-appropriate costume for Halloween and you will get an A+++!!

What are some of your “favorite” Halloween costumes you’ve seen for little girls?

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Dayton Ladies: An Event You Don’t Want to Miss

So, my friend Emily (not my cousin Emily of co-bloggy fame) is kind of stealing my thunder, but I will let her!  Beacuse it’s for a good cause. You see, October is National Down Syndrome Awareness Month and I looooves me some people with Down Syndrome! So I was going to do a big post about it. And I still will. But in the meantime, my friend Emily is having a fundraising open house here in Dayton and is giving the proceeds to the Miami Valley Down Syndrome Association and the American Cancer Society’s Making Strides Against Breast Cancer walk.  She’s such a DO-gooder!!

Emily is a director with Thirty-One gifts and she’s having a big ol’ open house at her place this Saturday and donating ALL her commission to the two above-mentioned organizations.  When she told me the MVDSA was benefiting, I HAD to help spread the word! Here are all the details:

Thirty-One Customer Appreciation Open House

Saturday, October 20, 2012

10:00AM-1:00PM

-See brand new Fall Product!

-Door prizes with many ways to get entries!

-Extra goodies for hosting your own party.

(Don’t forget only $200 in orders counts you as a party and gets you FREE and ½ price product!)

-As always there will be snacks!

Emily Overturf

2407 Springmont Ave.

Dayton, OH 45420

937-604-8208

EmilyO.31Gifts@gmail.com

October Special: Get ½ off a Retro Metro Bag, Retro Metro Tote, NEW Super Organizing Tote, or the Organizing Utility Tote with every $31 you spend!

 Emily is super excited to be donating all of my commission to these two wonderful organizations! So  25% of the cost of everything you purchase will go directly to the Miami Valley Down Syndrome Association and the American Cancer Society: Making Strides Against Breast Cancer.

If you are unable to attend, but still want to help out these great organizations you can make your purchase with the link below and Emily will pay the direct shipping to you and your purchase will still benefit the MVDSA and the ACS Making Strides Against Breast Cancer Walk!!

You can order online here!

I know I will be helping out these great organizations and doing a little Christmas shopping at Emily’s open house, and I hope you will be too! Feel free to call or email her with questions, and happy shopping!

 

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