Hairritating

Remember a few weeks ago when I mentioned Sophie’s hair-twirling? And how she makes the most impossible snarls in her hair? Let me offer some proof that I was not exaggerating. She did this a couple of weeks ago during naptime:

did this one during naptime

And these next ones are a couple angles of a puzzling creation she made with one hand while eating her lunch. Now, if that’s not talent, I don’t know what is!

Side view – look how far it sticks out!

the results of soph's hair twirling efforts

Close-up – She’s like the Dale Chihuly of hair knots, I swear.

she did this with one hand while eating lunch

A few bottles of detangler and Xanax later and we had it all straightened out…I seriously need to buy stock in both!

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Happy Cataversary

Today is my ninth wedding anniversary. I would like to say, congratulations to me for getting such a wonderful man to put up with me for so very long. Yay me!

For my first anniversary, my husband gave me a kitten and named him “Paper” – because according to the old gift-giving tradition, your first anniversary is your “paper” anniversary. He was the cutest little furball ever. Now he’s a GIANT fat, lazy, grumpy cat, but I still love him!

When Paper was a few months old, I decided he needed a playmate, and so we got another kitten. We named him Jack, until we found out he was a she, and then we named her Molly. She was very sweet and very snuggly.

(Paper and Molly breaking in the new glider rocker my mom bought us when I was pregnant with Joshua)

We all lived happily together for several years, until I had the audacity to have a baby. Then, I all of a sudden didn’t love the cats nearly as much as I used to. They just weren’t nearly as cool as my kid!

(Molly competing for space with a newborn Joshua)

A couple of years later, after I had Sophie, I could hardly put up with Molly any more. She, like every other member of our household, wanted to be ON me all. the. time. And she meoooowwwed all the time when she couldn’t be on me! I just couldn’t take it anymore, so we found her a good home with my friend Megan & her family. Where, I am surprised to say, she actually lasted 14 months!

Until last night, my anniversary-eve, when she finally overstayed her welcome at Megan’s and came back home to live with us. Rumor has it she was urinating on Megan’s laundry, but I am sure they are just making that up. My sweet little Molly? NEVER!

So, it’s happy cataversary again! Everyone’s still settling in, so I’m not quite sure how this will pan out, but I am sure it will be fine, and Joshua, whose love for Molly NEVER wavered, is THRILLED to have her home.

But if girlfriend starts peeing on my clothes, she’s going to find herself in a new OUTDOOR home very soon!

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Really, She Has Many Endearing Qualities

Last week my friend Cortney and her husband and two boys visited our house church (we all go to the same church but “house church” is what we call our smaller groups that meet in people’s homes throughout the week.) She’d never met my kids (and I’d only met one of hers), and Sophie made a great first impression by serenading Cortney & her hubs with an unintelligible but very in-tune version of “Love Your Neighbor” by the Veggie Tales.

With her eyes closed.

You see she has this “look-at-me-but-don’t-look-at-me-I’m-so-cute-but-I’m-so-shy” face that she pulls out to impress people once in awhile. It looks something like this:

eyes closed

So, anyways, after she was done serenading there was general conversation about how sweet she is, because, really, I promise, this girl is sweet sweet sweet. Then I said:

“Yeah, too bad she has such a bad rap on the internet!”

“Well you’re the one who gave it to her!” Cortney pointed out.

Ah, so true. Generally I write about how crazy Sophie is, and how crazy she makes me, and the crazy things she makes me DO…but she really is my sweetheart girl. She’s hilariously funny and smart, and such a good singer, and I can’t wait to have real conversations with her!

But yo. Girlfriend is certifiably nuts.

Fast forward to last night, we are at a worship concert at our church (it was a live CD recording! Woohoo!) We’d left our kids with a sitter, but Cortney and Jeremy had brought their two boys, who are 26 months and 8 months (right Cortney?) They were sitting in front of us and they. were. SO. GOOD.

I mean, ridiculously good. Neither one of them fussed a bit and we were in there for and hour and 45 minutes. Bobby and I could have pulled that off with Joshua, but never with Sophie.

Why? You ask. Well, as I explained to Cortney when I was commenting on her little angels, “Sophie doesn’t like corporate singing. OR clapping. So, tonight would have been a problem.”

“Really?” Cortney seemed to find that a little odd.

“Yeah, we didn’t even sing happy birthday to her at her own party. She doesn’t care for it at other people’s parties either. It makes her hysterically cry.”

Evidence: Here’s Sophie at Kate’s 4th birthday party 11 months ago, after my husband had calmed her down post-birthday song. (Look at that FACE!)

sad face

So, you see, my Sophie has a few quirks. She’s as sweet, funny, and beautiful as can be, but people??

She’s crazy!

And I’m crazy about her.

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