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I know how I’m going to spend my tv-watching time.

Three letters.

CMT.

Yes, you heard me right. CMT.

The home of the BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION.

My Big Redneck Wedding.

It’s like TLC’s “A Wedding Story,” but much… trashier. It follows real couples as they plan their “special” day.

You’ll hardly believe your eyes. I mean, tell me the last time you went to a wedding and ended up buying a wood splitter they auctioned off at the reception? Oh yes, it’s true. They have it all. Bull riding. Mud wrestling. Dumpster diving. Mattress surfing. You name it.

Andy and I watched about five episodes this week, and we were laughing so hard we were gasping for breath.

Head straight to your DVR. Do not pass go, do not collect one hundred dollars. You will not reget it.

Well, you might, when you see the episode where the bride and the groom feed each other bites of cake that look like horse manure, but your disgust will only last a minute and then you’ll be back to hysterical laughter.

You don’t have to take my word for it, though. Just watch this clip!

My son and my husband had a coloring session the other night before bedtime. They printed out Veggie Tales pictures from the Big Idea website and colored them. The results were very impressive! I really had no idea he had this much talent! I think we have a true artist on our hands, perhaps the next Great Artist – a la Picasso, Van Gogh, Rembrandt, etc. Because you are my friends, I will allow you a sneak peak at this genius. Here is what I am now proudly displaying on the wall above my desk:

To think, he’s been wasting all this talent working on cars for years!! I am sooo gonna be on the phone with galleries and agents ALL DAY today!

Jealous??

Patrick M. is the winner of the $25 Kroger gift card! Congrats Patrick! I have emailed you, let us know your address by Tuesday or I’ll pick another winner! Thanks to the good folks at Kroger.com for making this giveaway possible!