Back to School with Lands’ End School Uniforms

Lands’ End provided me with some uniform items to facilitate my review. Obvs.

Y’all know I love kickin’ my big kids out the door to school each August. Feel free to judge me, but we are all happier on the school schedule. And what, pray tell, is my second favorite thing about back-to-school time?

THE LANDS’ END BACK-TO-SCHOOL UNIFORM REVIEW!

I love, love, love Lands’ End school uniforms. You’ve heard that from me before, and it’s still true. I have tried some other uniform brands, and Lands’ End out-performs them all, particularly in the polo shirt and jumper area where they are just a million times better. Their pants, shorts, and skirts are also absolutely fabulous. Before I show you the pics of my adorable children in their darling uniforms, I’ll tell you my favoritefavoritefavorite feature of all Lands’ End uniform items: they all come out of the washer and dryer looking FANSTASTIC! No curled up collars, no rolled up skirt bottoms or shrinking pant legs. The jumpers come out of the dryer wrinkle-free and gorgeous. They are the best!

This year, I wanted to try a couple of items I’d never tried before so I could really test out some more uniform quality. That’s why I chose this long-sleeve uniform dress for Sophie:

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I absolutely love it! The mesh polo fabric is the same quality I’m used to in the shirts, and the design and style is adorable! Plus, the length is just perfect. And I love the way her school logo looks on it.

Purple dress collage

Another new item I tried for Sophie were these darling brown Girls’ Unit Mary Jane shoes. They are pretty much perfect. They are so easy to get on and off, yet they stay put. They suede upper is easy to keep clean-looking and Sophie also thinks they are super comfy. They work great in class or on the playground.

Of course, since I l-o-v-e the Lands’ End school uniform plaid jumper with all my heart, I had to get one of those to review as well (you know, to check and make sure they hadn’t changed the quality.) I also got her a red short-sleeve mesh uniform polo to go with it. And the result? Uniformadorable!

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As I mentioned before, the jumper washes and wears beautifully. And it’s very comfy – Sophie loves wearing her jumpers.

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I love every little detail about this outfit.

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And now, for my big boy – I’ll be honest, boys uniforms aren’t as fun for me as girls uniforms are! But I do love the way Lands’ End has SO many color options. At my kids school, they can wear a few colors (navy, white, light blue, and burgundy) without the school logo, but ANY color WITH the school logo. Joshua’s favorite color is orange (so is mine, as a matter of fact!) and I was so glad to be able to get him a shirt in his favorite color. I chose the interlock polo because Joshua likes the softer feel of the fabric. They wear really well, just like the mesh polos. Doesn’t he look too cute in orange??

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Of course, I love the Lands’ End uniform pants – the Stain & Wrinkle Resistant Iron Knee Chinos are the BEST!! Joshua has yet to wear a pair out! They’ve outlasted him and survived to be handed down to friends. I love the way they come out of the dryer and look so nice (as I’ve mentioned), and that they are available in slim sizes with adjustable waist for my skinny kiddo.

Joshua’s favorite bottom is the shorts version of the Stain & Wrinkle Resistant Chinos. They also are available in slim with an adjustable waist and they too wash and wear like a dream. And they keep my boy really comfortable during these hot first weeks of school.

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I think my favorite part of this outfit might be the shoes! These Landon low sneakers are sooo cool! They work great on the playground and also look dressy for other occasions. I love the details on these shoes – breathable mesh and dressy leather upper, and the orange stripe is a nice-looking touch, too. Joshua loves them and so do I!

Joshua Collage

At my kids’ school, they aren’t allowed to wear jackets, sweaters, or sweatshirts in class unless the outerwear has the school logo on it. In the past I’ve gotten them Lands’ End fleece with the school logo, which they love because they are so lightweight but keep them warm even on very chilly mornings, but they are a little warm for indoors.  So, this year I decided to get them a hooded zip-front sweatshirt with the school logo. It will be a fabulous fall jacket and the can keep it in their classrooms during the winter if they get a chill during the day. And they are So! Darn! Cute! See?

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I’m super-excited about them! They’re such a nice, heavy-weight quality and they’ll be perfect for weekends, too.

Ok, now I’ve told you what items I reviewed, let me show you a few of my other favorites that I ordered for the kids with my own money. Please note these are all for girls, because…there are just so many more choices for girls!

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I love these chino skorts. These are almost all Sophie wore last year. I love the way they have shorts attached so they’re modest, but they look so dressy and cute like a skirt! They work great with tights, too, and have an adjustable waist. They came out of the dryer looking great, too! She wore the HECK out of them, because I didn’t get any shorts for her last year and she only had a couple pairs of pants. And yet, they were all in such good shape I was able to pass them down to one of Sophie’s friends for kindergarten this year.

plaid skirt

This plaid A-line skirt is just darling. I love the button detail at the side, and like the jumper in the same fabric, it washes really well. It’s just below the knee so it’s nice and modest, and it looks great with Sophie’s polo shirts. Last year, I bought the pleated version for her, which was also adorable and of great quality. It held up so well I was able to pass it on to Sophie’s friend as well.

Lastly, before I close, I want to mention that the reason you don’t see any backpacks or lunch boxes in this review is because the kids’ Lands’ End backpacks and lunch boxes from last year are still in PHENOMENAL shape! So, they are using them again. I think Joshua will need a bigger one next year for middle school, but I bet Sophie will use hers for another year. They are the BEST!

Thanks, Lands’ End, for letting me review your great uniforms once again!

Do your kids wear school uniforms? What are some of your favorite items?

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Be Glad I’m not Your Mom: early morning edition

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I ripped this off from a friend’s FB page. A) I NEED IT and my birthday is in 13 days. MAKE IT SO. B) Don’t sue me. Because…something about blood from a stone. K?

I have decided to start a series called: Be Glad I’m Not Your Mom. I considered callng it “Be Glad I’m not You’re Mom” just to make Emily’s head explode, but the thought of someone thinking I don’t know the difference between your and you’re was too much to bear.

(Before I go on, I should note that this post is categorized under Being a Mom, I can’t sleep, and Jenny is a jerk. Wait, do I even need to WRITE the post now? Jonah is still asleep. I should just go back to bed. Ugghhh.)

I get up at 6:30 to help Bobby get the kids ready for school. Many of you get up much, much earlier than this. I could rephrase that to say, “I suck much more than most of you.” Truth be told, I am not that great at being a grown-up. I think I peaked at 18. Yes, the summer after graduation. I could sleep in, I was good at everything, my brain cells had not been plundered by childbirth, etc. etc. And even if I didn’t get the chance to sleep  in, I could still SLEEP.

Have I ever mentioned that I don’t sleep well? Oh, only 4,000 times in the last seven years? Just making sure.

I don’t sleep well. However, every morning at 6:30 I am having the best sleep of my life when it is time to wake up.

Which makes me the worst early-morning mom EVER. Because A) I don’t know how to program the coffee pot to make coffee the night before and I NEED COFFEE before anyone Hey Mom‘s me. And then there’s B) The kitchen is so small that if I get in Bobby’s way and try to make coffee while he’s getting the kids’ breakfast it causes severe marital problems so I wait for my coffee until he’s done and even then he makes it which is really nice and very good because I am also not real capable of operating the coffee maker until after I’ve had  my coffee. PROBLEMATIC.

But while I wait 15 minutes or so for coffee, Joshua and Sophie hey mom me about, hmm, well, I don’t know 700-900 times approximately (each) and I just want to scream STOPTALKINGSTOPTALKINGSTOPTALKING! Especially if what follows the hey mom includes anything about &#!@% POKEMON or TINKERBELL AND THE GREAT FAIRY RESCUE.

No Joshua, I don’t know where (insert unpronounceable Pokemon name here) is. No, I DON’T know why your Pokeball (SERIOUSLY? POKEBALL??!??!) is on Jonah’s table, but I think it MIGHT BE BECAUSE you have a TWO-YEAR-OLD BROTHER AND YOU LEAVE YOUR CRAP WHERE HE CAN GET IT.

Dear Sophie, I cannot listen to you recount the scene where Tink makes Lizzie fly (the one I’ve seen 683 times, BEE TEE DUBS) because you are supposed to be putting on your pants and when you TALK FOR 10 MINUTES while putting on your pants IT TAKES YOU 10 MINUTES TO PUT ON YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!! So shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

(Perhaps even worse than the talking is the pre-coffee hand-eye coordination required to do Sophie’s hair. No. Never mind. That’s actually not worse. The talking is worse.)

If I’m lucky I get a few sips of coffee in before I have to get all drill-sergeant on Sophie and regiment her every single step in order to get her out the door on time. Girl. Needs. Direction.

If Joshua is lucky, I get a few sips of coffee in before he gets his OCD on and asks me if I’ve signed his agenda which he brings home every night, which he watched me sign the day before. He still has to ask me every. single. morning. even though I breathe fire at him for nagging me and asking a question he already knows the answer to every. single. morning. Because, I LOVE TO BE NAGGED, especially BEFORE I’VE HAD MY COFFEE.

When 7:20 comes and they’re out the door, I’m typically warming up my partially-drunk, lukewarm cup and praying that I actually get an entire mug into my belly before Jonah wakes up. Because I’m trying to not psychologically damage him until he’s at least five years old. (One out three ain’t bad, right? Oh wait…)

My poor children. I’m all they’ve got. Aren’t you glad I’m not YOUR mom?

Are you Susie Sunshine in the morning (if so, I just hissed at you) or Moody Martha? I think I’m more of a Evil Emily.

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What the Crap. I mean What the Nap.

Here is a brief review of the last few days of my life.

First, this happened:

Celllllebrate good times come ON!!! #backtoschool I had to tell Joshua a Minions fart joke to get him to smile like that.

And then this happened:

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We’re trying not to gloat.

And all went well for a couple of days.

Until Jonah decided that he no longer needs to NAP.

I said "make a happy face!"
This is Jonah gloating about the fact that he is at the park when HE SHOULD BE IN BED TAKING A NAP!!

You guys.
I have been waiting and waiting and waiting ALL summer long to get 5.5 FREAKING SECONDS TO MYSELF, and Jonah decides to give up naps as soon as the big kids go back to school?? REALLY? THIS IS HAPPENING?

I am about to lose my mind. So far the nap score is 0-2 this week, and today, Wednesday, is the only day I have to pick the kids up from school (carpool FTW!!!!!), but that means that he will not get one today either.

So I figure by Thursday, either he is gonna be really tired, or I am gonna be really screwed. Possibly both.

Jonah is going to have to start preschool in January due to his speech delay (because he turns 3 in December and they kick you out of “Help Me Grow” when you turn 3), and I was ready for him to give up his naps then, because and only because I will then have 2 hours and 45 minutes of freedom Monday through Thursday every week.

(I am actually beside myself with sadness over him having to start school so soon, but if he keeps up this no-napping crapola maybe I will weep with joy. Who knows?)

Anypoops. I’m tired. And I want to live in a room by myself where no one can touch me, ask for anything or need their rear end wiped. Which reminds me I need to get him potty trained by January. Which makes me even more depressed. Which makes me want Dunkin’ Donuts. Which reminds me that I have a wheat allergy AND I CAN NEVER HAVE AN ORIGINAL DUNKIN’ GLAZED AGAIN. Which makes me more depressed…

If you need me, I’ll be under a pile of Hershey bar wrappers and Mountain Dew cans.

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