Giveaway-a-day winners!

The winner of the Bambino Infant Baby Monitor is Jessica Shea.

The winner of the Kroger $25 gift card is Laura N.

The winner of Microsoft Office Home & Student is Christy.

The winner of Carolina Pad’s Simply Chic Collection is Gina. (yes, YOU Gina!)

The winner of the Seattle’s Best Coffee is Jamie.

The winner of the Holly & Hal Moose is Amber.

I’ve emailed all the winners! You have 48 hours to respond & if not, I’ll pick a new winner.

Congrats everyone! I hope you had a GREAT Christmas!

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Burn Me Up

This is not exactly a topic of Christmas cheer, but it’s what’s on my mind, so it’s what’s coming out.

In the car the other night I heard some of the John Tesh radio show (and it totally made my ears BLEED by the way) and the topic was how much money people spend to ensure that they will look good at their funerals. Apparently, it’s all the rage now to drop a load on botox and the like after you’re dead to ensure that you’ll look peaceful, young, and glamorous WHILE YOU’RE LAYING IN A COFFIN.

Please, people. The minute I die I am gonna be in heaven with Jesus. HEAVEN! This is the minute my body and my vanity cease to exist! So, (sorry mom) cremate that B****! Burn me UP. The body is not gonna matter anymore. And seriously, if you want to look at my dead body, you have major problems which I am just NOT gonna enable.

Burn me up, and then have a party. I LOVE life, but I am going to love what comes next even more. Very possibly because in heaven I am counting on being totally gorgeous without ever having to style my hair or pluck my eyebrows.

Paradise!

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