Kids, Never Get in the Car With a Stranger. Unless She’s Me.

We’ve had a hard time getting to the pool this summer already. We had a couple hot days 2 seconds after school let out but oopsie we forgot to pay our pool dues so we had to wait for the check to clear…then it was rainy and 65 for a week…so finally this week it has  been nice and hot and the kids were READY. Monday afternoon the forecast looked like it was going to be ok – maybe some late morning storms before the pool opened, but then we should be good. So the big kids and I suited up and picked Jonah up from summer school and headed straight to the pool.

We almost had our sunscreen applied before the heavens opened and poured rain, lightning, and thunder on us. Everyone ran for the pool’s clubhouse, and after several thunder rumbles in just a few minutes, the (underage  in my opinion) powers that be decided to just CLOSE the pool instead of waiting it out. So people started leaving and there were these 2 boys, maybe 13 and 7, that did not have an adult with them and I was concerned, because the probably-not-qualified people in charge were KICKING US OUT.

So I’m all, “Is your mom coming to get you?” And the older boy replied that she was out and that he had walked to the pool while his little brother rode his bike.

“Well, can I give you a ride? I’m not scary I promise.” No, no, he protested, it wasn’t far and they would be fine.

I was dubious, but I needed to get my own kids packed up before we got  booted out, so I left Joshua in charge of Jonah and sprinted to get the van pulled up close. By this time, the rain was coming down in sheets. I got the van pulled up, and I was already drenched, when I proceeded to get more drenched getting Jonah in the van. I hadn’t gotten in the pool, but you’d never know it by how soaking wet I was.  Right after I got Jonah buckled in, a huge crack of lightning and crazy loud thunder sounded – it was very close by.

I ran back into the clubhouse and decided to try to convince those boys to GET IN MY VAN like a total creeper. I was pretty darn sure if they tried to walk home they would get struck by lightning or drown standing up. The rain was super super heavy.

“Please,” I said, “PLEASE let me take you home. I promise I’m not weird, but I am a mom and I can’t let someone else’s child walk home in this! Do you want to borrow my phone and call your mom and ask if it’s ok?”

I think that giant crack of thunder and lightning did all the convincing for me, because this time the boys were ready to go. They didn’t even want to call their mom. I grabbed the little one’s  bike and popped the back of my van open and ordered the boys to get in. I got SO drenched while putting the bike in my van that my face was completely wet as if someone had tossed a bucket of water on my head. It was nuts!

The boys thanked me profusely and two minutes later we were in their driveway – it really was a short walk, but it would’ve been terrible in that storm.

Of course, by the time we pulled in our own driveway 10 minutes later, the sun was shining.

What-evs. At least I convinced some kids to get in my van!

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Hey Everyone! Come See How Good I Look!

First of all, I must say that the title of this post is a direct quote from Anchorman, from Ron Burgundy himself, and if you didn’t get it, WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS. That’s just an FYI. If you go out and rent the movie after the fact, I will let you back into the fold. But anyhoo. On to the fabulousness.

Last month we had our family portraits taken and I’ve been remiss not sharing them until now! My friend Tess of Tess Augustine Photography took them and I love them! She is not sponsoring this post, I just wanted to share them. But if you are local to Dayton you should totally book a session with her. I was very happy that she was able to get some good shots because neither Jonah nor Sophie were especially cooperative. I expect that from a 3-year-old but GRACIOUS Sophie picked the wrong moment to make a power play. Nevertheless, Tess worked her magic, and here are some of my favorite shots!

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This is the typical Joshua-Sophie state: she thinks he’s awesome, and he tolerates her.

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This is the typical Joshua-Jonah state: mutual admiration

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There you have it! Our first whole-family pics since Jonah was born. I really love them and I am so glad they turned out well even though the kids were being crazy. Thanks Tess! If you’re local and need some pretty pics, check out Tess’ Facebook page.

Feel free to  insert comments below about how lovely we look!

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Giveaway: Worry-Free Smoke Alarm from Kidde

We’ve all got lists of things to worry about.

If you’re neurotic like me, you’ve got lists of your lists of things to worry about.

A few years ago, I wrote about the things on my list at that particular time – one of which was changing the batteries in my home smoke alarms.

Seven months later, I wrote about how I still hadn’t changed the batteries and how I laid awake in bed nearly every night worrying about it.

Had I known about Kidde Worry-Free smoke and CO alarms, I could have at least marked that one thing off my list.

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These are battery-operated alarms – batteries that last 10 years. They also have a photoelectric smoke sensor that is programmed to minimize false alarms (aka, my cooking). Additionally, they’re location-specific, so the alarms made for hallways have super-bright LED lights, and those for bedrooms have a voice warning for those who may sleep through the traditional beep.

Also? That 10-year battery thing means no chirping.

In addition to manufacturing quality, effective (and not annoying) alarms, Kidde is committed to helping keep kids safe in their homes. Here are some of their recommended links to information on how to protect your family from a fire, handling medications safely, and to educate yourself on how to teach your kids about fire safety.

As we all know, fire safety is serious business. This infographic hit home with me.

FIRE SAFETY INFOGRAPHIC

Working smoke alarms reduce the chance of dying in a home fire by half.

All the more reason to get Kidde’s Worry-Free alarms!

Now that we can mark off worrying about the smoke alarms, here’s another list for us to take on.

Safe and Healthy Home Checklist

We’re giving away a Worry Free Smoke Alarm to one lucky winner!

To enter, leave a comment on this post. For an extra entry, take the Kidde Home Safety Month Quiz (don’t forget to tell them Mommin’ It Up sent you!) and leave another comment saying you did so.

We’ll choose a winner on July 1. Good luck!

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