The, uh, Heart of it All.

Ohio has been in the news quite a bit in the last couple weeks. Perhaps you heard about Noah’s Ark wrecking the wild animals that were let loose by some jackwagon who thought it would be fun to keep tigers, monkeys and more as pets.

Well, the story gets better – now the jackwagon’s wife wants the animals – her “kids” – back.

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I have three comments related to this nonsense.

1. My favorite part of that video is the 911 calls. “Yeah, there’s a lion on Mt. Perry Road.” “I’m pretty sure I just saw a wolf.”

2. All of this could have been avoided if we didn’t have such a complete moron for a governor.

3. I am pretty excited about the costume I’m wearing to loyal reader @RobynSwensen’s halloween party on Saturday.

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Tired.

Excuse me while I whine for a moment.

I am so tired of being so tired.

Can I get an amen?

I know you’re all in the same boat with me and I shouldn’t complain, because really I have it good… but today I’m having a hard time looking on the bright side.

I’m tired of staying up too late. I’m tired of not being able to get out of bed on time. I’m tired of getting myself and two kids out the door every morning. I’m tired of my 40 minute commute. I’m tired of evenings being rushed. I’m tired of being late for everything. I’m tired of having so many balls in the air. I’m tired of feeling like I’m not doing a good job at anything. I’m tired of being in a seemingly-never-ending funk.

I don’t know what my problem is, but I don’t want to feel this way. I don’t want to be this way. But I’m not sure how to fix it.

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Bionic vs. X

As part of the Midwest Moms promotion with Verizon Wireless, Jenny and I have a chance to check out the brand new Droid Bionic from Motorola. Have you seen the commercials for the Bionic? They make it look like you could time travel using it or something. I already have a Droid X2, and I was interested to see what the big deal was. The first thing I noticed is that the Bionic is slightly smaller and thinner than the X, which I was very glad to see. But…

The big deal? That thing is freaking fast.

The Bionic is on the Verizon 4G LTE network, which is spreading rapidly across the country. Dayton and Cincinnati are both on the network, and from my experience, areas between those two cities are on it as well. It really is so much faster than 3G, it’s crazy. I could immediately tell the difference when I used it for browsing the first time, but when I attempted to keep Sam quiet installed the Netflix app and tuned into some Spiderman educational programming for Sam, the difference was dramatic.

With 3G, the picture is pretty grainy and there’s a lot of buffering time. Not so with 4G LTE! The picture was really clear and the movie loaded quickly without pause. Streaming video on a phone isn’t a necessity, for sure, but it’s surprising how often it’s come in handy for me. Last Sunday I used it to do a pilates video in my grandma’s living room. I got a work out in that day before I consumed a zillion calories at dinner when I definitely wouldn’t have otherwise.

The Bionic is really fast in terms of processing, too. I haven’t experienced many delays in opening apps, making phone calls, etc. The battery life is pretty short, but an extended-life battery for my X made a huge difference and I’m sure it would with the Bionic as well. Overall, I’m pretty impressed with the Bionic!

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