In Which I Go all Stacy London

Before I quit my job to become lazy a SAHM, I used to have a little thing called CABLE. But alas, it became imperative to cut that $89/month out of the budget when I you know, stopped making money.

I can honestly say I don’t miss it much. But I do miss ONE show…TLC’s “What Not to Wear”. I heart Clinton and Stacy. I want to be them when I grow up. Well, particularly Stacy, because I’d like to stay a girl. When I am shopping, I think, “What would Clinton and Stacy say about this item of clothing?” They helped morph me into the “fit fanatic” I am today.

So, since I’m like, a swanky Style editor and stuff, {rolls eyes}, some of my friends have been asking me for fashion advice lately. ESPECIALLY in the two areas women freak out about the most: swimsuits and (if you’re a blogger) what to wear to BlogHer. One person in particular who was hyperventilating the most was Emily’s and my beloved AmyinOHio.

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So I gave Amy some fashion rules for her body type and helped her pick some outfits out and she quickly became a shopping FANATIC! And I thought, “Hmm, this would make a great post!” So I asked one of my Twitter pals who I knew worked with Marshall’s and TJ Maxx if they’d let Amy and I explore what kind of plus-size fashions they had as well as get Amy the accessories she needed to look FANTABULOUS at BlogHer, particularly the day before it starts, when she is hosting the pre-BlogHer WELCOME LUNCH at Dick’s Last Resort.

She is the hostess with the MOSTESS so she needs to stand out in the crowd for her *fabulous fashion sense*.

So Marshall’s and TJ Maxx hooked Amy up with some gift cards, and Monday night we went shopping!! The plus-size selection was great, particularly at Marshall’s, and Amy had a cart loaded up with stuff to try on! Our shopping trip was crashed by some of our blogger buds, Tricia and Andrea (and Tricia’s cute baby and Andrea’s poor husband!) and we had a great time. The only time I had to whip out my stern Stacy London persona was when Amy wanted to buy a pair of denim capris that were TOO BIG. She argued that they’d be “comfy” but let me tell you, TOO BIG doesn’t look good on anyone!! So don’t go there, ladies. Anyhoo– she didn’t buy them! Yay! But she did get all this:

and this:

for less than $150! Woot Woot!

After shopping, I did a makeover on Amy with makeup provided by my FAVORITE, Mary Kay! She looked amazing…but I can’t reveal the results of her wardrobe and makeup style ’til next week, on Blissful Style. So, stay tuned for that.

And yes, I am available locally for any personal shopping needs you may have. And yes, I will wear a Stacy London wig for an additional fee!

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Greyhound Dreams

I am very fortunate to have a little boy who is, at five, still a really great snuggler. Yesterday we were snuggling on the couch together when he looked up at me with his big blue eyes and said sweetly, “I love you, Mommy.”

My heart melted. “I love you too, baby boy.” I said. “And I love being your mommy. It’s my favorite thing to be.”

He beamed up at me.

“What’s your favorite thing to be?” I asked him. I could already hear his response. “Your baby boy!” he’d say sweetly.

He thought for a second, then smiled his sweet mama’s boy smile.

“A bus driver!”

*Sigh*. A girl just can’t compete with public transit these days.

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What I Did on my Summer Vacation

Well I’m back from the beach, home from my mom-cation, my getaway, my time alone. And it was great! By Saturday night, I was really missing my family BAD, though. I guess absence really does make the heart grow fonder. But anyhow, now that I am back in the bosom of my loving family, allow me to give you a full report on what I did on my summer vacation.

1) Got several new tan lines and hundreds of new freckles

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2) Ate breakfast overlooking the ocean on my balcony

3) Ate a lot of meals alone in the hotel restaurant while tweeting on my lovely Vivienne Tam HP Mini

4) Watched not one, not two, but three couples get married Saturday night on the beach, a few hundred feet apart from one another

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5) Took a GIANT three-hour nap

6) Forgot to put the cup under the one-cup coffee maker, resulting in my coffee making itself all over the side table in my hotel room. Oops.

7) Watched a fair amount of cable. DO you know they have a show on TLC called “I didn’t know I was pregnant”? Have you ever SEEN that show?? GAH!! Unbelievable!!

8 ) Took some great walks on the beach

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9) Read three and a half books

10) Missed my babies

IT was a wonderful trip…thanks to my sweet hubby for sending me away, and welcoming me back home!

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