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Naked Grandmas and Cat Poop.

Jenny and I are pretty obsessed with the fun little website that tells us how many people are reading this blog every day (and thanks to both of you who are). One of the funnest most entertaining features of that site is reading about the search terms that lead people here.

It’s pretty amusing (and frightening) to see what people actually type into Google. Take a look.

8 weeks pregnant horrible fatigue impossible to work. Oops, maybe it was me that googled this.

A bird fell in my lap, what does that mean? I have no idea, but I’m pretty sure you’re not going to find the answer at Mommin’ It Up.

As an adult, have you ever had your temperature taken rectally in a doctor’s office. No, but thanks for asking.

Baby born in panera bread parking lot. It’s really surprising that this didn’t happen to Kate, what with all the cinnamon crunch bagels I was eating.

Baby throwing up stinky poop. Throwing up poop? That must be awful.

Bad reasons for a trampoline. I can’t think of any good reasons, actually.

Bobby go poop. I know that Jenny talks about her kids poop a lot, but I think she’s (fortunately) failed to enlighten us about her husband’s. That said, keep checking back.

Cat grunts when he poops. Cats can grunt?

Earbrows? I thought Kate made this word up!

Easier to breastfeed in hotslings or peanut shell. I don’t know what a hotsling is, but I think it would be rather hard to breastfeed in a peanut shell.

Girl breastfeeding cat. Ok you’re definitely not going to find that on this site, weirdo.

Girls that have peed in their pants on a car journey. Jenny! I told you not to post about that!

Grandma naked. YIKES. Please tell me that person didn’t search Google Images.

Hate being a mommy. If that phrase is leading people here, we need to re-evaluate our content.

How do i tell my son about erections. Jenny, would you like to take this one?

Jenny is a turd. hahahahahaha

My 7 year old drives me crazy. Fast forward to Mommin’ It Up in 2011…

My grandma had pantyhose on. I suppose that’s better than Naked Grandma from above.

“Pooping his pants” blog. Great, is this how we’re known?

Pumping while driving. My speciality.

Purple poop pumper. Huh?

Reasons to enter old ladies beauty contest. Um… well… sorry, I’ve got nothing.

Vagina arms. Apparently Joshua’s not the only one to see the resemblance.

What kind of pest scratch in the midnight. I don’t even know what that means.

And finally…

When i eat fiber, i poop. Isn’t that the idea?

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15 Replies to “Naked Grandmas and Cat Poop.”

  5. LMAO!

    I came here via stumble, and I have to say, what a wonderful first page for me to visit!

    I’m too new to have many google search strings lead to myself. The only ones that have are my name (modified Mummy), ‘Things used around the house to masturbate with’ (which I’m sure I’ve not posted about, lol) and sexsomnia blog.

    Damn, for a mummy blog apparantly there’s alot of sex involved. Perhaps it’s to compensate for my actual sex life (which is devoid of sex).

    I’m looking forward to reading through the rest of your site. be back after bathing the kiddies.

  11. ohhahahaahhhaaaahhhaaahahahahaa!

    If you could hear me laughing! if you could hear the kackle that comes from this kind of belly roll, you would never do this again…it’s too much!! Oh ladies! Oh my! Good good good, wonderful goodness!!

    I too enjoy seeing what brought people to my blog, but never have I compiled a list. Great idea!

    Fab-o!

  12. My gosh, was the Crispani pizza that good one night that someone couldn’t put Panera Bread on hold and go straight to the hospital with the first contraction!? Geesh!

    Jane, Pinks & Blues

  14. Sorry Em and Jenny…I feel personally responsible for all the naked grandma searchers coming to visit your blog. I will make sure to tell my grandma to keep her clothes on.

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