If you’ve ever been on Interstate 75 in southwestern Ohio, perhaps you’ve seen this ridiculously ginormous statue of Jesus:
I call him Jeebus. Others call him “Touchdown Jesus”, and comedian Heywood Banks wrote a song about him called “Big Butter Jesus” (because he really looks like he was carved out of butter). Google any of the names I just mentioned and you will find a plethora of websites and YouTube videos poking fun at Jeebus. Here’s a link to an article the flippin’ NEW YORK TIMES even wrote about Jeebus!
Yesterday the kids and I were driving home from a friend’s house. She lives about an hour south of us so our drive up I-75 took us right past Jeebus. Now, I for one loves me some Jesus, but I think Jeebus is ree-donkulous. I was kind of hoping Joshua wouldn’t notice him, but since he’s not blind, I was out of luck. Here is our Jeebus-inspired conversation:
Joshua: Whoa, who’s that big guy?
Me: That’s supposd to be Jesus.
Joshua: What’s he saying to all those people?
Me: What people? (I have no idea what people he was talking about. There were cars in the church parking lot but no people I could see).
Joshua: ALL THOSE PEOPLE!
Me: Ummmm..he’s saying “I love you.”
Joshua: And why’s he looking up at the sky?
Me: Well, he’s looking up at God in heaven.
Joshua: And why’s he got that funny look on his face?
Me: Uh….it’s a happy look. He’s happy because he’s looking at God and he loves all the people.
Joshua: Oh. Right.
Who knows what Joshua’s little brain and heart thought about our conversation? We talk about Jesus and God in our house every day. We read books about Jesus and Bible stories…but how can they compete with JEEBUS?? I guess Bobby and I need to keep making very, very sure that he sees Jesus in our actions as we parent every day, and that Jeebus just remains another of the many distractions we see along life’s highway. Last night when we said bedtime prayers, he thanked Jesus for his cousins, his toys, and Sophie’s birthday party. Jeebus didn’t get a mention, so maybe we’re doing ok.
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This is Emily, but I just had to jump in here, as I love the topic of Touchdown Jesus (or “The big white giant,” as Kate likes to call it)! As Jenny mentioned, the internet is full of fun facts about this frightening monument, but here’s a link to my favorite article about it.