As you may have heard (in my case, in the middle of the night, when my husband saw the commercial and felt the need to wake me up to tell me about it), George Lucas wants to make more money give the youngest generation of Star Wars fans the opportunity to see the movies on the big screen, and he’s releasing all six of them in 3D.
Isn’t that nice of him?
Episode 1: The Phantom Menace is out now, and let’s just say it’s not going to go down with Cleopatra and Titanic as one of the greatest movies of all time. Frankly, it sucks.
Fortunately for all of you, you won’t need to go see it. Sam’s going to sum up the movie in one minute, saving you not only $51 in tickets and $18.50 in snacks, but also two and a half hours of your life that you’ll never get back.
You’re welcome.
May the force be with you.
He is the cutest guy ever! I watched this like three times because it’s hilarious. And really, SUCH a time and money-saver. Thanks Sammers.
Siskel and Ebert should retire NOW!
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At least he didn’t have anything favorable to say about JarJar.
That boy could be supplementing the family income with his cuteness!