You Might Be a Blogger If…

I asked my darling husband to get me a cheeseburger from Wendy’s the other night by saying, “I Can Has Cheezburger?” and he had no idea what I was talking about. But if YOU know what I’m talking about, you might just be a blogger. So I started thinking about other ways you know if you might be a blogger.

You Might Be a Blogger If…

You know a feed has nothing to do with eating
You know a dashboard is not related to a car
You know a carnival has nothing to do with shaky rides and shady workers
You know a plug-in does not provide electric current
You refer to a laptop as your “lappy” and your desktop as your “compy”
The word “tweet” does not make you think of a bird
You refer to all your online friends with an @ in front of their names (right, @Fussypants ?)
You sometimes cheat on StatCounter with Analytics (or vice versa) or add Sitemeter in for a hot three-way
You require half a bottle of Xanax when your server goes down
You have a personal email, a blog email, a gmail, and a generic admin email for good measure
AND you MIGHT be a blogger if…
Your kid asks their friends if their mom reads your mom’s blog (*cough*Emily*cough)!

Let’s play! Add your “You might be a blogger if’s” in the comments and let’s see how many we can come up with!

Post to Twitter

Put BlissDom on Your Christmas List!

gift of blissdom square

Are you planning on going to BlissDom ’09? If not, you should be! Ask for a ticket to BlissDom for Christmas, or plan on spending your Christmas $$ to buy one. It’s a gift that you’ll never forget! Early bird registration is only $100 and it ends December 31st!! So head on over to the BlissDom site and register before the price goes up!

And now, top 10 reasons why you should go to BlissDom:
10. Great SWAG. Me likey SWAG!
9. Swanky Hotel – the Hotel Preston
8. Steph from Adventures in Babywearing!!
7. Shannon from Rocks in My Dryer!!!
6. The Fabulous Mrs. Fussypants!!
5. Keynote speaker: the HILARIOUS Jen Lancaster
4. Girl Time!!!
3. Blisstinis
2. Sessions to help you learn to be a better, more successful blogger
1. Emily and I will be there!! You’ll get to see and hear our hilarious verbal sparring LIVE!!!

I can’t wait to meet the ladies I’ve mentioned above!! I’m also really excited to go to BlissDom to spend time learning from ladies I’ve met before like Megan and Karla, but also to meet bloggers I consider friends like Jo-Lynne from Musings of a Housewife. I’ll also get to see my Bloggy BFF Jill again. Most of all, I am looking forward to introduce Emily, my better half, and show her off to the ladies I met at BlissDom08!! It’s going to be an amazing bloggy girlfriend bash!

So get thee to BlissDom 09, ladies! Check the website for updates and follow @BlissDom on Twitter!

follow us on twitter

We wanna see you THERE!!

Post to Twitter